1. Ronald Reagan was gonna remain president and keep us safe from the commies and aggressors forever.
2. Huey Lewis was the next Elvis Presley.
3 I would marry Joan Jett and father many children with her.
4. The Green Bay Packers would win many championships.
5. I was going to do something worth large quantities of respect and adulation.
6. Punk scared me, but I was oddly drawn to it.....
7. Girls would sooner shoot me in the face with a high caliber weapon than look at me.
8. John Mellencamp would continue to make great music for decades.
9. Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, and Eddie Murphy were the trifecta of greatness.
10. Grape Flav-or-Aid would be around forever.