Wednesday, November 30, 2022
Those Quiet Moments: Night of the Nazgul
Thursday, November 24, 2022
The Gobble Project: Pilgrim
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
The Gobble Project: WKRP in Cincinatti Turkey Drop
Those Quiet Moments: Spooked on a Bike
In my college days, due to epilepsy, my 10 speed bike was my only mode of transportation when I had to go it alone.
Usually my best friend out of a group of us gave me a joust home at evening's end, but I stayed up a bit too late at his house and he wasn't feeling well this October night. I would be pedalling it.
As Halloween was approaching, the three of us were engaged in the topic of "frightening songs".
We weren't into the bands Suicide or Throbbing Gristle at this point, so tapping into the intro to ELO's Fire on High or Bloodrock's DOA, maybe King Crimson's Court of the Crimson King was about as far as it went.
You know, the commonalities.
Well, the evening drew to a close, my friend Sean, a Prince fanatic, handed me a clear store bought cassette. He knew when I was alone my headphones were glued to my head. Shit, everyone knew this.
"Bro, listen to the second track on your way home. It might change your mind a bit about what we were talking about." Thinking nothing of it, I clicked the tape into my Walkman, said my goodbyes, and was on my way.
The night was brisk, and I wanted to feel the bite of the breeze and watch the lightning from an approaching storm dance on the sky, so I took a bit of an alternate route home. What I was hearing over my headphones wasn't all that scary, so I guessed that my friend must have misjudged.
I was wrong.
The tape needed to roll forward a few minutes to what Sean had intended me to hear.
Prince's Others Here With Us began to play.
I readjusted my route home almost immediately as with every moment forward into the song, I swear things were moving in the shadows of my periphery, the lightning took on grinning shapes, and things were dancing up and down my spine.
I should have been smart enough to stop the tape, right?
No, because I was stupid.
And it was October….
Monday, November 21, 2022
Canuxploitation: Sudden Fury
As a first of a series of Canadian flicks of the 70's exploitation age, I'm starting with 1976's Sudden Fury. A bit of a strange film for sure, as it starts with a single scene with its lead, Dominic Hogan, pensively waiting for someone to arrive as he nurses a cocktail. Then He makes a phone call to find that the person he's waiting for, obviously his wife or significant other, is not where she's supposed to be.
You are given immediate empathy for this character. He appears to be worried sick, almost in a panic. A true sad sack.
We then jump cut to the this man and a woman who must be the wife that had him so emotionally disheveled driving in the deep outback of Ontario, Canada, as Hogan decides he wants to take a "short" deviation from their intended destination.
He wants to show his wife land he would like to develop, and wants her inherited money to make it happen,. Based on past business failures in ventures like this proposal, his wife, Canadian starlet Gay Rowan, says no.
Hogan suddenly is one not to be sympathized with so much anymore. A true psychopath emerges. Albeit one who resembles a middle-aged Rupert Grint with blond hair and terrible 70's platform shoes. A lot happens after his initial explosion at Rowan, so I do't want to give a lot away. Especially since a chunk of this film is very twisty.
It's not perfect, mind you. You have a married couple that my wife and I thought were father and daughter showing up. Yes, the age difference is that clear. The dialogue is a tad immature sounding, and comes off worse when everyone is screaming at one another. But it doesn't take away from a fine end product.
Sudden Fury is a truly original screenplay, deviating from the typical excessive violence and creating uncertain anticipation as to where its headed next. You'll be a touch on the edge of your seat until its somewhat strange denouement, but it's satisfying enough.
This is the only film directed by Brian Damude, and I think he could have had a reasonable career in filmmaking had he pursued it beyond this number.
Sudden Fury is Canuxploitation at its best here, and I recommend sitting down blind and just letting the film happen.
Maybe set yourself up with some Wilson's soft drinks first, eh?
The Gobble Project: Grumpy Old Men
Grumpy Old Men is one of my favorite comedies of all time. Its representation of the upper Midwest is so accurate, that when things are happening out of doors in Mark Steven Johnson's film, I feel like I'm there in the frigid cold and milk-white snow.
And I miss it so much.
The film takes place leading into Thanksgiving. I love Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. They can do no wrong on screen and their presence in this frozen Minnesota wasteland is so true and feels so real that all the pieces of a wonderful holiday movie are in place.
Most disagree on this being a holiday film. It's the kind of argument had about Die Hard and Lethal Weapon (both Christmas movies by the way). But if you take this movie apart, its easy to see how it's all there. The weather-engulfed scenery and hijinks, the families attempting to manage some sort of bonding rituals, and heartwarming results.
Matthau and Lemmon's characters are age-old friends who have been severely arguing off and on for 40 years, basically. For many reasons. This time around it's Ann-Margret.
They refer to each other as "moron" and "putz". Sometimes with affection, often with venom. They use the winter elements to prank each other as their common friends watch with dismay and shaking heads. In essence, they act like 8 year olds in 70 year old bodies.
But it's a touching film too. There is a scene that always gets my eyes to water a bit. Matthau's character has saved Lemmon's life, as he has suffered a heart attack. At the hospital, he's asked by the nurse as he's the one who brought him in to the facility,
"Are you family or friend?"
A short pause, a thousands thoughts cross Matthau's face, and he says, in a raspy tone with shaky enunciation that makes my peepers well up no matter how many times I've seen this film:
"Friend."
Oh, this is a holiday film alright, and a Thanksgiving fit indeed.
Despite the often crass humor, you are gifted with the opportunity to watch the masters of their craft who have worked together nigh on 12 films in their cinematic history. They were the original Odd Couple and I love them dearly.
And miss them every day.
If you want a film about friendship and love, Grumpy Old Men is it.
By the way, both this film and its sequel, Grumpier Old Men, have the best collection of out-takes at the end that are not in a Jackie Chan film.
The Gobble Project: The Star Wars Holiday Special
The Gobble Project: Home for the Holidays
Saturday, November 19, 2022
Those Quiet Moments: The Hum
I have a distinct memory of being a small child. Kindergarten, or maybe pre, and being awoken in the middle of the night by something to this day I'm unsure of. A low level, quiet, and distant humming. Barely there, but enough to make me get out of bed and wander the house, eventually looking out windows. It was baffling, I found no answers, and went back to bed.
This continued for years. I have memories of being in elementary school, living in rural Wisconsin, hearing it, chalking it up to distant traffic and disregarding it. Then later in life, I lived in places nowhere near highways, or even roads with frequent traffic and hearing it. The Hum.
The Hum. Out there, lurking.
In High School, there I was, during the Witching Hour, peering out my bedroom window, head cocked to one side like a curious German Shepherd. In Trade School, hearing it seep into my ear canals as I slept to a pause in my sister's basement in Kenosha, WI. Oh, still getting up, walking the house, checking the windows, wanting, needing an explanation so rest could come.
Wanting confirmation that I wasn't crazy, schizophrenic and hearing things that weren't there.
"What the hell is that?" An eerie, consistent, and ethereal deep hum. I told no one.
I heard it through the days in the 90's when my oldest was an infant, then the 2000's.....the break of the early 2010's, the year I lived in my brothers upstairs bedroom, following me like a magnet on an anvil. Now, in Texas, it still sometimes crawls into my ears in those overnight hours when slumber cracks open and drops me out onto some kind of ledge...
It brings to mind the album cover of Manfred Mann's 70's album, The Roaring Silence. Just faint enough, but present enough to drive me insane. Will I ever have an answer for that goddamn hum?
I have tinnitus now, after 20 years of working in a loud factory environment. Bad enough that business took two knees and a pair of discs functioning capabilities, it had to screw up my ability to truly enjoy music. Then I had a severe sinus infection 10 years ago that reduced my hearing capacity in my left ear even further.
But under that grinding, staticky, high pitched whine that is tinnitus' calling card, often in dead silence of night...
Welcome my son. Welcome to the Machine.
Underneath all that. The Hum does return, just to remind me that it's never going to go away.
But I guess I'm not alone:
Saturday, November 12, 2022
Movies I Stayed Up Late For: Zorro
"Zorro" was a 1974 multi-country production starring Alain Delon, star of the internationally regarded Le Samourai and Scorpio, who made his biggest American splash as a pilot in the cumbersome Concorde:Airport 79.
My put-upon sister took me to see "Zorro" theatrically during a late 70's re-release. I remember some serious swashbuckling activity, fantastic stunt work involving equine action, a lot of Alain Delon smooching, and the Oliver Onions song Zorro's Back, which was used to great effect a couple years back in the Wes Anderson and Luke and Owen Wilson collaboration, Bottle Rocket.
After seeing the film, I ran around the living room, fencing air villians with a stick, my mom's afghan around my shoulders, as I became the Somers Village Zorro. In reality, I was just an idiot. I've spoken in this blog about heroes I had as a kid. French heartthrob Alain Deloin was one of them. to this day, he's my favorite Zorro. Yeah, yeah, I know, the serialized episodes from back in the day, Antonio Banderas, The Gay Blade, etc, et al.
No. It's Delon.
This film enjoyed some great late night runs on our pre-cable television sets back in the day, and I eventually was able to track it back down on disc sometime in the early 2010s. Of all the movies from my youth, this one is the one that I am still the most shocked I was able to locate on Blu-ray. So join me in singing the long-forgotten (unless you happen to be Wes Anderson) classic:
The Gobble Project : Turkey Noir
Friday, November 11, 2022
The Gobble Project : Intro and Miss Peach of Kelly School
Now, mind your reactions, the explosions of channels has caused cable services to really have to work at it to create a quality product to bring in and sustain an audience. Quality has suddenly become a commonality, if you want people to watch what you're making. Cable saved us from the onslaught of endless trashy reality shows, and streaming returned the cinematic feel to television.
Still there's something to be found in the network and syndicated originals of the 70's. Before frickin' Survivor and American Idol came along and ruined scripted material by washing it away.
I was a huge reader of the comic strip in the Sunday papers. Miss Peach was one of my faves as there was great wisecracking humor from the kids, and some nice life lessons that could be derived.
I don't remember it with great clarity, but I couldn't wait to watch it. And it carries with it a great air of nostalgia to this day.
Thursday, November 10, 2022
The Witch of November
One of my favorite songs of all time is The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by my personal poet laureate, Gordon Lightfoot. (He's a great story himself, you know, check this out). Jack Black and Todd Louiso in the Stephen Frears piece, High Fidelity discuss its incredible nature as one of the greatest songs of all time about death. Believe it or not, the released version was done on the first take.
Tonight in 1975, The Witch of November came early and resulted in difficult seafaring on Lake Superior and the Great Lakes in general. It resulted in the sinking of the ore freighter, The Edmund Fitzgerald.
I seem to have memories of the news of the disaster from early childhood and Lightfoot's melody hangs heavy in my heart to this day. When I see footage of deep ocean waves on television, my stomach drops into a hidden trough in my abdomen. When The Witch came through, the Great Lakes can take on those qualities, complete with rogue waves, and the ability to sink a ship in seconds.
Memories of these newscasts still linger in my mind like a ghost in a haunted house.
Old ghosts, but ones with power nonetheless.
I wish peace to all who have lost loved ones to the beast of the deep so suddenly and with such dark circumstances.
Here's a link to a list of memorial services for those sailors for November of 2022. One is even virtual.
Well over 10 years ago, a young man named Timothy McCall of Indiana set up a great site dedicated to the ship and the wreck. Informative and empathic, it grows and expands with the times, please take some time to check it out here.
Here are the names of the lost 29 men of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
And in-depth discussion of that night and the events from PBS Wisconsin.
Tuesday, November 1, 2022
Samhain Project 2 : Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
I was genuinely surprised by TCM III. I've done some research on the history of the series and this one is generally regarded as the weakest by many. I have a hard time figuring out why that is. Now, don't get me wrong, it's far from perfect, and there are clunky moments probably caused by studio meddling, but I actually genuinely liked this film.
One thing I enjoyed is the feeling I got that they were trying to blend the two distinctly different tones of Tobe Hooper's original and sequel. To a degree I feel director Jeff Burr and crew had some success in doing so.
Its gore from KNB FX is extremely limited, and I guess that's the case with the unrated version as well, (also allegedly from studio meddling, and wrestling with the MPAA). Make no mistake, the film is grim enough in my view, but true gorenuts will be disappointed with its lack of gristle, as it doesn't even approach the splatter level of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
A nice cast of genre veterans and an early appearance by Viggo Mortenson, who does not appear to be slumming it, adds a professional vibe to it that could have been lost. The introduction of Kate Hodge who has had a lengthy career (many will know her from the Brandon Lee film, Rapid Fire) is here along with William Butler (Tom in Tom Savini's Night of the Living Dead) and Ken Foree (Peter from Dawn of the Dead), and much more. They do quite a bit with roles that could have been phoned in by lesser performers.
Overall, Leatherface has a lot more going for it than the pundits give it credit for and I give it a Halloween recommendation.