Part of the seasonal fun for me kicks off with the Halloween goodies in the stores. I used my phone as a camera on a couple of food and department store visits to document the Halloween marketing bonanza. This is normally something fun that kicks off the seasons for me, but this year pickings were fairly slim. That being said, the products can even include gross-ass fireworks.
But the snacks are fun. Everybody loves candy around Halloween, though I try to minimize it. But you can always find fun stuff in that department. However, what's with the snot obsession this year?
on the more normal (in the Peeps case that's a stretch) side of things, there's these:
I didn’t see much in the breakfast cereals department outside of the second year in a row of Jim Henson’s monster cereals. But we did see some cookies of the refrigerated variety:
I never did understand how someone could stand up in a standard food corporation meeting and pitch something like this. Sure it may not effect the flavor, but really? Halloween salad dressing??
I did pick up some cheap freaky cheese balls in a giant tub that were extremely cheap:
But truly, the only Halloween sweets that I actually look forward to, seek out, and partake in annually are the Ghost DOTS & Hostess Scary Cakes.
However, one thing that pisses me off this year is the sudden appearance of clearance tags.
On October 9th!!
I asked a department store employee why that is the way it is, and she told me it was to probably make room for Christmas goods; with a shrug.
Don’t rush my holidays, you assholes. I waited all year through a cruddy and painful late winter and spring, and one of the most hellish summers I’ve experienced for this! There’s plenty of time to enjoy it all. So give me the opportunity to relish it!
Companion makes a good companion piece (pun fully intended) to the recent kaboom, Obsessed.
Both involve emotional attachment that is unfounded and forced, while being manipulated and used by another. Both involve fantastic performances by the female lead. Both involve one shitty-ass “nice guy”
AI is seen to be awful, and in most cases there is evidence in today’s headlines that it may well be the end of us all. But it should surprise no one that some folks would be inspired to abuse it as well. And in the ways that are exemplified here, terribly.
And that abuse leads to entitlement, which leads to a bloody snowball rolling down the mountain of intentions in this quirky nightmare.
Instead of worldwide effects, the AI here is handled in an isolated incident. Therefore, humanity and the artificial intelligence problems are in a real “one can’t exist without the other” scenario. Sophie Thatcher (so great in Yellowjackets and the amazing Heretic) plays the human robot here with a sad far-away aura reminiscent of a Blade Runner replicant. Shades of The Stepford Wives make themselves apparent as well. The discomfort created by that film's "androids" is not at all dissipated by decades of time nor different performers.
Jack Quaid's character, the “owner” of her, is a seeming mensch of a human, yet in reality a dangerous twat; self absorbed despite himself. And he pulls the role off well. He stretches a bit from his parts in The Boys and Neighborhood Watch. His pathetic embrace of entitlement is almost as disgusting as his willingness to abandon all elements of humanity during the execution of a poorly thought out scam. Quaid seems less human than Thatcher at this point.
Harvey Guillen, so transcendent in television's What We Do in the Shadows, adds wonderful humor of a lighter scent (at least at the outset) to the otherwise pitch black comedy.
Thought provoking, sad, and maddening, Companion has many layers and some may even keep you up at night.
Halloween horror? Perhaps not, but oft-terrifying nonetheless. Remember. A human created AI. And many that engineered it are issuing the warnings on it in the news. Like last week's news. Those are probably the good engineers.
As anyone who reads this thing of mine would know, I'm a huge George A. Romero fan. Big time. And not just because of his "Living Dead" oeuvre, but plenty of others. Frani and I just sat down to one I've long left unseen: Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Terror.
Jason Beghe (fans of Chicago P.D. & the old HBO early series 1st & 10 are familiar) is in an accident and wheelchair bound at the outset. He loses it all, including girlfriend Janine Turner in an early role, who is taken by his spinal surgeon, Stanley Tucci. Early in Tucci's career, smarmy little shits were his specialty. For good reason, because he played them well, as evidenced by It Could Happen To You and Kiss of Death, especially.
Beghe's character is set up with a live-in monkey to help him function independently. This monkey is donated by close scientist friend, John Pankow, who is probably the strongest performer in the film. Always a strong actor, from To Live & Die in L.A. to Mad About You, and more, this shouldn't be a surprise. There's a love interest of a sort in Kate McNeil who trains Beghe's monkey. (That sounds vaguely double entendre-ish). This sometimes works and often doesn't. She's charming enough, and many will recognize her from House On Sorority Row. Her in depth, chuckling look back at that genre favorite in In Search of Darkness III is quite the hoot.
What does work is Ella. The monkey. She does everything Beghe requires and more. This little creature is as adorable as they come, and quickly wins over the viewer. She falls in love with our leading man, and due to some sort of chemical treatment being applied by Pankow, a link between the two is formed. Ella becomes jealous, angry and violent. Along the way, so does Beghe. It's not convincing however, because when he gets vicious, it looks like he's doing a bad Robert DeNiro impression.
And also, as Frani pointed out, even when Ella is supposed to be imposing and intimidating, she is just too damn cute. And the final confrontation results in the viewer really not being able to decide who's the real villain here. Because adorable is adorable. Oh, just keep trying to smother me with your monstrous, fuzzy love, you snuggly little antagonist, you!!
Overall, thanks to Romero's deft touch, the movie works. It's an interesting concept for a horror film, and well-written by George himself. I recommend it. It may not be the maestro's finest hour, but it definitely fits nicely into the era where George had studio backing and some degree of freedom. Sadly, this ended when the original Orion pictures went under and the still excellent The Dark Half wasn't able to completely cross the finish line. Solid stuff from a man with an incredibly diverse resume.
Sometimes a movie is capable of scaring the shits out of you while not intending to exactly be frightening. I'm not talking about "disturbing", of course, because in this day and age there are a plethora of filmmakers who aim to only do that. I'm talking about films with the capability of terrifying you by merely making you think...
Now there was a time people thought Idiocracy and The Day After Tomorrow were exaggeratory humor and science fiction at their most prime examples. All, I can say is "Life Comes At You Fast, Bro". Because the government seems to be repeatedly stepping on rakes, and flashing stunning displays of self-dealing corruption. With the weather being transformed into some sort of Frankenstein's climate monster due to those folks' indifference, neither film seems all that far off the mark anymore.
Idiocracy has some things in the film that are just plain not funny anymore despite me howling in laughter at it almost 20 years ago. And all those people calling Dennis Quaid's (serious irony there, innit?) warnings about the oncoming Whitley Streiber Superstorm "stupid movie pseudo-science" in The Day After Tomorrow, do you still want to hang on to that?
That's not where I'm going here today, but it's creating an extension to the "Scary even though..." genre.
Anyhoo.
1. Paradise Lost--Watching 3 teenagers being railroaded into life in prison or a lethal injection is terrifying. The West Memphis 3 had it happen to them by a biased and discriminatory legal system and community. However, what happened to those little murdered boys is far worse, unfair, and disturbing beyond belief.
2. Idiocracy--Yeah, it's a wackadoo comedy written and directed by Beavis and Butt Head and King of the Hill creator Mike Judge, but just think: If the morons of the world continue to reproduce at the current Jerry Springer rate, and smart people don't have time for kids, how off the mark is it really? Currently being proven out by Donald Trump and most of his supporters.
3: The Day After--It doesn't really hold up special effects-wise, but the build up to the button being pushed is undeniably creepy and tense. That poor woman, trapped in denial while trying to do laundry and fight off her husband's attempts to usher her into a shelter, is heart-rending. From my knowledge, being pretty well read on the subject this film is fairly accurate.
4. The Accused--Another standard legal system-gone amok movie, but the sequence where Jodie Foster is gang-attacked still haunts me to this day, and I refuse to watch it again. A movie that made me somehow hate my gender and Leo Rossi simultaneously. Men suck.
5. Trekkies--If you're a Star Trek fan, respect....really. But just like anything else pop-culture wise that you can be a fan of, some people take it to nausea-inducing levels of self-indulgence and hero-worship that exceeds even church-going zealotry. Some of these people need help. So many cringe-inducing moments. Side Note: There's also a few moments in 25 Years of Terror where fans of the Halloween series are also shown in much the same light. These people give me the creeps.
6. Dopamine--A romantic comedy that poses the questions: what if love is just dopamine, and lust is just adrenaline? Despite the saccharine ending, those questions posed by the movie chilled me to the very marrow of my bones. So it possessed me to ask my own question: Why are we doing this, then?
7. Miracle Mile--The last 15 minutes of this movie show humanity at it's absolute worst, when knowledge that nuclear destruction is inevitable. I stared blankly at the screen for a good five minutes solid after the final frame, and couldn't sleep for days afterwords. Yes, the atomic apocalypse would be awful, but somehow people would manage to one-up even that hideousness.
8. Midnight Express--Please remind me to never, never, EVER, EVER try to smuggle heroin out of Turkey.
9. The Guyana Tragedy--Humanity's lemming mentality at its most pathetic and disturbing. Jesus Christ, this actually happened. Learning of one person's ability to actually get people to willingly walk to their death literally scared the shit out of me.
10. Thirteen Days--The Cuban Missile Crisis and how close we actually came to flame-on. It's Goddamn eye opening to realize people who were gilded as one-time war-heroes also pushed for "collateral damage" actions and others agreed with them. Thank the stars cooler heads prevailed, on both sides of the ocean.
This has the stank of 90’s all over it: Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Joshua Jackson, Rebecca Gayheart, and Michel flippin' Rosenbaum. Natasha Gregson Wagner pulls a Drew Barrymore at the outset. However, a nice extended cameo by Robert Englund is pretty cool, and Brad Dourif is always welcome. They both do their thing, whether wizened or creepy, and do it better than anyone else.
It also has that jumbly screeching string score that could be dropped into any horror film, or action film of the era, for that matter.
What is cool however is the concept of a serial killer's use of urban legends as an M.O. to pick off students at a factionalized university. However the film's execution is very bland. Fitting the era, it contains the prototypical use of a whodunnit that doesn’t need anywhere near a Sherlock Holmes to figure it out. Here we have acting that’s very solid for a weak script. That's a loss of balance that is felt from the first frame.
The direction is cut and pasted from Scream.
What’s disturbing is the all too presciently written concept of angry people raging about violence on a college campus, which is being reflected in today’s headlines. That's a bit unsettling, to say the least.
Urban Legend has its moments, but it really won’t have the legs to go the distance and be considered a great Halloweener.
1982 was such a peak year they made a documentary about its cinematic wares. I've got a future post coming up about that year. I've alluded to it before, but I'll get there.
That year was probably the apex of a genre that would go on for many more years. Alone in the Dark probably wedges into it sideways. There's no way in this day and age that a small indy studio could wedge the likes of Donald Pleasence, Martin Landau, Jack Palance and oh yeah, Dwight Schulz into a horror cheapie like New Line was able to here. And the film works despite the odds against it. Despite its cast and the effectiveness thereof, (no one phoned it in here, kudos to director Jack Sholder) its largely gone forgotten with the exception of a Scream Factory blu ray release.
Pleasence runs a mental health facility with the style of the combination of a hippy love goon straight from the streets of Haight-Asbury and a potential patient himself. His lack of respect for the dangerousness of the guys on the 3rd floor and dependence on electricity to keep them reigned in leads to the obvious when a two-day electrical blackout occurs. Needless to say, our scary guys led by brick-house Jack Palance (who stayed that way until he passed away) and including Landau, looking a lot like a shark here, and a couple other psychotic chaps (Oops! Let's not call them by that cold linguistic label. Dr. Pleasence prefers to refer to them as "voyagers". Yeah, let's go with that.)
All of this comes together nicely, performed well by everyone. A surprisingly sharp turn by the actual protagonist, Schulz, is key here. Some actual intentional laugh-out-loud flashes in the story, and that adds to the intrigue surprisingly well. The script, penned by Sholder himself, is actually tight if tough to believe. But this is an early 80's low-budget flick and credit must be given to the whole piece as a success.
If you're looking for something off the beaten path this Halloween, you can probably do worse.
Oh yeah, and a nice performance by the era's New York pseudo-punk outfit, The Sic F*cks.
Who'd have thunk that a photograph of a yellow empty office area of a building, construction in progress, in Oshkosh, Wisconsin would be the prompt for such freakiness?
Chiwetel Ejiofor leads a mind-bending flick as a dude who pretty much steps in turd soup with his life decisions. He regrets this aspect of his personality as he engages in it. A would-be architect, albeit one who deals in furniture, has perhaps decided to take his quasi-underachiever nature out on everyone else.
Until the universe comes along.
He discovers a sliver of light peering back at him from the wall of a sub-floor section in his furniture dealership.
Once Ejiofor literally slips into the backroom, Backrooms never lets up. His melting aloofness gives way to a sweaty, out of control obsession as a result.
An eternal confection of a banana colored, horribly fluorescent lit, shag carpeted galaxy is laid out before him. Albeit one with things in it. Living and inanimate. As he works his way through the labyrinthine expanse of awful Joe Versus the Volcano workspace devoid of work, the film starts to.....
collapse in on itself?
In a good way, bro.
It's up to you to decide what exactly is going on here. The movie provides enough line to satisfactorily trip over for your own answers to the questions presented. As I've said in an annoyingly disclaimerish fashion; I don't mind ambiguous endings, I hate nonsensical.
Youngster director Kane Parsons has delivered neither. I loved watching Chiwetel Ejifor and his psychiatrist, played with sharp disassociation by Reinate Reinsve, approach the blurriness of existence from two different angles.
An amazing score here that seems like Goblin fell into a quasar dish with Tangerine Dream and Boards of Canada make this shit even more creepy than it would have been anyway. And that's pretty creepy
Mark Duplass also pops up here to put an unraveling tie-up on things that gives the film's denouement all that is left that it needs. Because in Backrooms, it's better to be a door than a window.
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